NerdLacquer Entirely Unlike Tea

How hard is it to get a cup of tea while traveling through the universe?  It's pretty hard as Arthur Dent found out in the novel The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.  The Nutrimatic Drink Dispenser, when asked to produce a drink, "makes an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism, and then sends tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centers of the subject's brain to see what is likely to be well received."  The end result is a cup of liquid that is "almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea."

Today's polish is what that tea would look like, were it a nail polish and painted onto my fingers.

Pictured on my tips is three coats of NerdLacquer Entirely Unlike Tea. This polish contains silver and iridescent glitter suspended in a nude pink base.  It's an amazing nude with a kick of glitter. It's almost, but not quite, entirely unlike most nudes.